Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Any Press is Better Than No Press: The Infamous "Worst Dressed List"

Famous fashion critic, Richard Blackwell, BKA Mr. Blackwell presented his annual "worst-dressed" celebrity list awards today to some deserving and (in my opinion) not so deserving recipients.

Here are  the top 5 from the list in order from the major fashion violators to the minor fashion victims:

Mr. Blackwell Says: "forget the fashion spice, wearing a skirt would suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty posh can really wreck-em"

Samii Styles Says: "somtimes she wows sometimes she's wack, but you've got to give her credit for bringing sexy...er,um...skinny back!" 







Mr. Blackwell Says: "exploding beehives above, tacky polka-dots below. She's part '50s car-hop horror"

Samii Styles Says: "how did she lose the battle? clearly she was robbed of her rightful title"









Mr Blackwell Says: YIKES! In layers of cut-rate kitsch, Mary Kate's look is hard to explain…she resembles a tattered toothpick-trapped in a hurricane!"

Samii Styles Says: "MK's misunderstood getups earns her a win, but how can she make the list without her twin?"








Mr. Blackwell Says: "Another style-free Fergie in fashion's hall of shame? Yes, when it comes to couture chaos, guess it's all in a name!" 

Samii Styles Says: "She has her hits and misses, and she pisses!"








Mr. Blackwell Says: " Her heavenly voice soars above the rest... but those belly-baring bombs are hellish at best! She may be the queen of Pro-Active — but that wardrobe looks downright radioactive!" 


Samii Styles Says: "This American Idol should be held libel for her fashion foibles"





See the rest of the "worst -dressed" list here
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